yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Randomize
