Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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