i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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