Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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