I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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