I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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