This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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