i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
So apparently I’m into choking now
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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