I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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