At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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