I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.