It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.