i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.