...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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