How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...