it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.