And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.