do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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