So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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