i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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