I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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