Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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