She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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