how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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