I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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