hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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