He is such a slut. More and more my type.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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