You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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