That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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