My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
High School Students Hilariously Rank Celebrities By Their Stank For Class Project
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
15 Things You Truly Understand If You Sleep Next To Someone Who Snores Like A Rhinoceros Every Night
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.