i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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