i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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