Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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