We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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