Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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