It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Randomize
