If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
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I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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