is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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