can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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