Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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