Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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