I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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