i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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