You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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