wrigley field is MILF paradise
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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