We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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