I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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