Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I won't apologize to a one balled man
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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