help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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