My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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