And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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