Her vagina should come with caution tape.
high people should be assigned attendants
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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