I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Drunk walkin through police station. America
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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