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I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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