Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
It's Friday. Sex?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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