Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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