I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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