didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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