Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
So vagazzling was a success
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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