yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
try to milk me bitch
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